IKEA product names...WTF!?!

IKEA product names...WTF!?!
Originally uploaded by beaunoir.

I've never trusted IKEA. It's kind of like going into a shop or restaurant where no one speaks English but you know they're talking about you. In this instance they are peddling home goods in bulk to a salivating, captive, style-crazed audience. I know they sit there laughing at how gullible we are. I can see them now drinking wine out of a pair of Vin, eating cheeses and whatnots. Just to prove my point, I looked up Arv Ros on freetranslations.com. It means "Steed inherited." What the Hell does that mean? sounds like something you'd say about a woman who found out she shouldn't have gone out to the barn and played filly to a mare ready to sow his oats (pun intended).